humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fairy princesses
i do a messy ponytail and i look like a founding father
stop whatever you’re doing right now and come into the present moment. Take a deep breath, hold your breath for just a moment or two exploring that space of no time, complete presence, feel your heat beating, remember your first kiss, the smell of your favorite flower… and as you breathe out send your love into the world, now go back to whatever you were doing
ppl to run off of tumblr
- homophobes who refuse to be educated
- racists who refuse to be educated
- transphobes who refuse to be educated
ppl not to run off of tumblr
- ppl who make simple mistakes like typos or mistaking ice cream for mashed potatoes once like really
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language