Colds are wayyyyyy worse than fevers because when you have a fever you can just sit at home, drink juice, and sleep. But when you have a cold, you’re not sick enough to stay home, sleep is impossible, everything tastes bad, and you have to deal with it for like a week.
So we were sitting in class today
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
The perfect comparison.